Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.