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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

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What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.