Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.