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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.