Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

Cause their cars are always Stalin

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.