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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Wwii Jokes More Wwii Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Wwi Jokes More Wwi Jokes

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...