Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.