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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.