Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.