Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.