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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top