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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.