Because Joseph was Stalin.
Linkin Park.
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
They were Stalin
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Because Jesus WEPt.
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"