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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.