Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.