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Cold War Jokes

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.