Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!