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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it