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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.