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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.