Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.