Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.