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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!