Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.