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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.