Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences