Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo