Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.