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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!