Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed