Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!