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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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I Juan to break free

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I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

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He couldn't budget.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Their personality.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.