Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise