Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.