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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.