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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

What is a Budget?

An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously