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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy