Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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They both have broken kaa's.

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Alistairs in this house are broken!

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.