Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.