Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy