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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."