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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.