How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'