How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized