How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".