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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized