How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized