How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...