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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What console does god use?

Praystation

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...