How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.