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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...