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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.