How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What starts with r and ends with d?

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...