How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell?

God does not punish twice.

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.