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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.