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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.