Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.