Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.