Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.