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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute