Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.