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Parachute Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.