What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Line Dancer Jokes More Line Dancer Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"