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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

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How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Line Dancer Jokes More Line Dancer Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!