What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

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Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.