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What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Low Self Esteem Jokes More Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.