What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.