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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.