What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.