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New Year Eve Jokes
What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?
Social Security.
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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
Auld Lang Swine.
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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
I haven't seen you for a year!
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