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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!