What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.