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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!