What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

What song to snakes like to sing?

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!