What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.