Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.