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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."