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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.