Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!