Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.