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Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.