Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.