What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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A pork chop!

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Kar-a-TEA HA

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.