What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.