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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Ninja Jokes More Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Pork Chop Jokes More Pork Chop Jokes

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!