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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Ninja Jokes More Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Pork Chop Jokes More Pork Chop Jokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!