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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!