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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there?

AYA!!