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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!