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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What do you call it when an amputee does Karate?

Partial Arts!

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.