What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!