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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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How much wood......could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!