What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!