What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call lesbians doing karate?

Dikewondo

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.