What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there?

AYA!!

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.