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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!