You, you and you. Get out.
Depends on who wrote the script.
All of them.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
The Islands
He has claw marks on his forehead.
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
All of it.
All of it.*
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris.
Pork Chop!
A completely rational fear.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A roundhouse.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Becuase if there were it would be called solved
A no-bell prize
A X-pert
John Cenile
Redundant
Because they like raising a stink!
A grafight.
LONG) Damn.
They coral
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
Extreme Pawnage