You, you and you. Get out.
Depends on who wrote the script.
All of them.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
All of it.
All of it.*
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris.
Pork Chop!
A completely rational fear.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A roundhouse.
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
Peer pressure
I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.
She thought she was a dromedary.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
Hit the sack.
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
To stop getting wet!
Because it said concentrate.
Chicken sees a salad
A pH-obia
Steaks.
The octopus because it is well armed.
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
