You, you and you. Get out.
Depends on who wrote the script.
All of them.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
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None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
The Islands
He has claw marks on his forehead.
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris
All of it.
All of it.*
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris.
Pork Chop!
A completely rational fear.
Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.
A roundhouse.
With its scales!
Because they're Master Baiters.
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
A Lot.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
It wasn't his fault.
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
Texas after a drought.
They take the psychopath.
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
When your tang gets all tongueled up.
