How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence