How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.