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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.