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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence