How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence