Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
None. They can't get up that high!
Neither. It was a tie-die.
Barium
Hope you're ready for the next episode
Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga