How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.