How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!