How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.