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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a make-believe country for wizards?

A magi nation

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.