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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!