How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!