What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

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What's Canada's intelligence agency called?

The C.I. Eh

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage