What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.