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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.