What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh

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What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales