What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.