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German Jokes More German Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

March Jokes More March Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whose line is it anyway?

Generous cocaine party guests

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?