Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before