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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.