How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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You don't speak English fourchette!

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.