How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.