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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.