How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit