No one knows, it's never been done before
You-knew-who
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Guard: He went through the entrance.
No gain no pain.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
Charlie has been neutralised
The Germans like shade