Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty