Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.