Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.