At tooth hurty.
Because he had Green Acres!
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
A dentist
To get a filling!
Two Thirty.
They hate plaque buildup.
Buck-teeth!
They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
I got a filling, woo-hoo!
Because it was accidental.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
Poached.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Matisse hurt!
Newer magazines
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Calculus
He had an Inconvenient Tooth.
Molar opposites.
Tooth Hurty (2:30)
We need to give you a cavity search
Tooth-Hurty
A little plaque.
A filling station!
It had concavities...
Tooth-hurty.
He was already taking out a tooth
Because it goes right out of your head.
You have a hole in one.
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
He braces himself
Because he is boring.
To improve his bite!
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
A group of dentists who work together.
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Your dentist.
A Drill Sergeant
Fill 'er up!
Caps and robbers
A drill sergeant!
Because of tooth decade!
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
2:30
This won't hurt a byte
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
He dented his tooth
Because they always get root access.
Girl: No, I am a dentist.
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
It needed a filling.
Because they are so filling.
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
It is a flossy compression method.
A flossopher!
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
To help with the cavity searches
Two thirty.
Tooth-hurty!
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
A molar bear
At the filling station
Tooth hurty.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
It needed a root canal.
It all depends on how you look at it
What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
When their parents won't get them braces.
Snow balls. Ha
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
A Game of Crohn's.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
He'd get it.
Tell them to take off their hats
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant