How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!