How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.