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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!