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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.