Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.