Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.