Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any