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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.