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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.