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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!