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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.