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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.