How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.