The steaks have never been higher
Miss.Steak
The steaks are high
The steaks were getting too damn high.
I find your lack of steak disturbing.
Wimbledon and nicely served.
The steaks would just be too high.
It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
The "steaks" get higher
Hamburger, it's in the ground state.
Because the steaks are too high.
RAWR
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
The Steaks are high.
The steaks are too high.
The steaks were too high.
Whale-done
Amazon Prime.
Steak
Steak!...
A steak-out!
Steak.
I've got some steak in it.
Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
Because they are never well done.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
A Ms. Steak.
Because the steaks were too high!
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
You mootilate it.
Eh-1 (Sorry)
Filet delay!
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
A mistake
Steaks.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Wel-dern
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Because the steaks are high.
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
Because the steaks were too high...
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Because it's bad for their heart.
Because the Steaks are too high.
So I don't drop it again, Sir.
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
DU-WHY!
I am not a cook
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
That's a missed-steak
They smoke them out.
Geek Squad
You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
Sleep at night
