Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.