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Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.