Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie