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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.