What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.