What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!