What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp