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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes