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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

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Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!