Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe