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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.