How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!