How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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More storage space.

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Antelopes

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Marry her!

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They have trouble forming solutions.

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He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.