How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

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What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!