How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!