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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol