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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.