Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.