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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

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Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

Viola Burn Jokes More Viola Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.