Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.