Viola.
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Violins
A cello burns longer.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
A viola burns longer.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
It is usually still in the case.
With a razor and their wrist.
A fiddle between the sheets
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You get light music.
A dreadivarius.
The bow is moving.
There was too much sax and violins.
He just started fiddling with it.
An act of violins.
Because violins is not the answer...
Fiddler on the hoof!
The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
In a bucket
Bumpkin pie!
Reruns
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Bay leaf get him out if here!
He fiddled up a little kid.
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
