What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.