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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Dead Person Jokes More Dead Person Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.