What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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I'm not coming in *this morning*

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One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

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The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.