What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.