What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes: