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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Dead Person Jokes More Dead Person Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.