What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

Dead Person Jokes More Dead Person Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why are violas so large?

It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.