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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

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What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.