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Dead Person Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Horrible Person Jokes More Horrible Person Jokes

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.