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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.