What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!