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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!