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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.