What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!