What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!