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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...