What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?

The Baaahaaamaaas!

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!