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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...