What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

"F," for Fonzi. Duh.