What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!