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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!