What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh