Effect Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

Stirrup Jokes More Stirrup Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

People Jokes More People Jokes

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Dubstep Jokes More Dubstep Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.