Effect Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Controversy Jokes More Controversy Jokes

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Obgyn Jokes More Obgyn Jokes

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Dubstep Jokes More Dubstep Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.