Effect Jokes

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Mitochondria Jokes More Mitochondria Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Derail Jokes More Derail Jokes

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember