Effect Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Mexican Border Jokes More Mexican Border Jokes

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the door say to the other door?

I can see your Knob Simple yet effective

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.