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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction