What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.