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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

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What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.