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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

History Jokes More History Jokes

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.