What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener