What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

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What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!