What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!