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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.