What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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A spock plug.