What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Vulcan Jokes More Vulcan Jokes

What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.