What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

Vulcan Jokes More Vulcan Jokes

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk