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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.