What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.