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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Vulcan Jokes More Vulcan Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.